by Colin Tait
- You don’t realize that Vermont has five seasons: Early winter, hard winter, late winter, mud season and getting ready for winter.
- You think Vermont and New Hampshire are divided only by the Connecticut River.
- You think Montpelier is a city in France
- You think that Vermont highway signs that warn “watch out” for deer, moose or bear are posted by the Vermont Chamber of Commerce
- You expect to find a Starbucks or McDonald’s within walking distance.
- You think Vermont Grade A syrup tastes better than Grade B.
- You think the Green Mountain Boys are a rock band.
- You think frozen pipes and power outages would be an adventure
- You think that following behind a manure wagon for five miles on a rural road would be a stress free way to enjoy Vermont’s pastoral scenery.
- You think you can become a native Vermonter if you live here long enough.
